Colours out of key

dreamingofbabylon:

followthebluebell:

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

tilthat:

TIL while playing fetch with dogs, if you throw the ball into water, the dog will run along the beach a while before jumping in, a technique to minimize retrieval time since they’re faster on land. You can use calculus to calculate the optimal jumping point, which the dogs can find instinctively.

via reddit.com

secretlesbiancommunication:

Girls who get excited over small things are so fucking adorable. Like you’re freaking out over how cute that stuffed mammoth in the museum gift shop is? Hold on let me ask if they sell rings too cause imma need to propose to you right fucking now.

webbyghost:

Making a shitty pun:

Hearing a shitty pun:

transguysuggestions:

solluxisms:

asynca:

Ontario is temporarily waiving the fee for changing your sex indicator on your birth certificate. There are other fees associated with ordering a copy of it, but go forth and change your flag, folks!

The fee is waived until April 2019!

Going through the blog, and saw the fee is still waived!

sandersstudies:

xtltokio:

marisatomay:

y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child

It’s weird when sibilings apologize in the movies. Because sibilings only apologize when they did something really really bad, like murder someone or something, otherwise the sibilings just casually start to talk to each other as if nothing had happened.

Siblings in a movie making up: I’m so sorry I hurt you…you’re not only my sister, you’re my best friend.

Siblings in real life making up: Lmao idk if you’re still mad bitch but look at this meme really quick.

(Source: marisatomay)